No matter how hard you try no pun intended , his penis will be the first thing you think of when you think of him. It happens so fast that before you know it, there it is — his penis plastered in the center of your mind. You never really know where you stand. Once you sleep together, there tend to be mixed signals all over the place or at least it feels like mixed signals. I randomly okay, maybe not so randomly since it happened twice hooked up with one of my best guy friends, and for a while, he was always there. I would go out on a date, he would call. I would make plans with a guy and he would magically be in the neighborhood to have lunch. I felt bad. I wanted to still have a friendship with him but I was afraid of hurting his feelings. Recycling is imminent.
I was absolutely taken aback when I saw one for the first time. I thought the first guy I went down on only had one ball. It still blows my mind, it looks like a deep-sea mollusk. I was so awestruck by its independent motions. I had no idea that any part of a human body could move in this otherworldly manner.
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As a dude who sees his own penis several times a day—in both erect and flaccid form—I can confirm that peens are very strange looking. The secret is out. And whenever you see something weird for the first time, like an erect penis staring you in the face, it's impossible to say how you'll react. That's why you'll probably relate to these 13 women sharing what went through their minds the first time they ever saw a P:. It looks kind of like a pupil or something. I was like, 'What is going on here? It was like a giant worm monster.